Ultimate Lounger
US Patent Issued In 1976

Is the sizzling summer heat causing you to have a personal meltdown?  Do you feel that if it gets any hotter you may just spontaneously combust?  You say you don't have a pool and you’re tired of filling the bathtub with ice cubes so you can cool down.  What to do?  What to do?  Well, it's time to run to your favorite superstore and buy yourself the Ultimate Lounger!  Ahhhh, picture this; it's a hot steamy afternoon and you're livin' large in your poor man's pool. 

Cool drink and favorite magazine by your side, reclining backrest, adjustable umbrella, stunning side panel graphics and your cherished rubber ducky.  And the best news yet, you look so doggoned groovy.  Just remember the pool owners creed: If you don't pee in our pool we won't swim in your toilet. Words to live by.

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