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Goofy Goalies
US Patent Issued In 1989

Ready for a new type of soccer?  Maybe, as long as you don't have to be the target… er, we mean, the goalie.  According to the inventor; in this version, the goalie wears "a pair of leg surrounding girdles, similar to chaps of leather or rubber and the two teams try to impel the ball through a hoop attached to the goalie".  Wow!

The inventor also suggests; "a conventional crotch guard is preferably employed to shield the wearer's groin area from impact with the ball."  Ouch, we vote for full-time employment.  And, we'll bet that this silly soccer, with waddling targets, where the goalie is the goal, will be exciting enough for ESPN22.


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