Sub Dermal Watch
US Patent Issued In 1997

Hey, are you always losing your watch?  Well now you'll never have to remember your forgetfulness again!  With the Sub Dermal Watch implanted in your arm, you will always, and we mean always have the time handy dandy.  That's right, we said implanted, as in under your skin.  The inventor says with the proper LED lights, you'll be able to clearly see the time through your essentially translucent skin. 

Have you thought about getting a tattoo but you're worried that you'll be tired of it after a few years?  You can also use the Sub Dermal Watch as a Sub Dermal Tattoo and change your message at will, via wireless remote control!  Your ever changing message will softly glow through your skin, giving you a sophisticated, yet edgy look.  A little bit Silicon Valley, a little bit rock and roll.

Hmmmm, looks like you'll be heading to the doctor's office when it's time to get your batteries changed.
 

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