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Killer
Bee Bunker
USA
Patent Issued In
1996
Look out! The
Killer Bees are coming, the Killer Bees are coming! Remember a
few years ago when the media whipped itself into a frenzy, telling us
that Killer Bees were on their way to the USA? And, you better
watch out 'cause these are mean bees, angry bees, beez with attitude,
and they are ready to sting you and your little dog too, at the slightest
provocation. Oh sure, it would be years before they get here,
flying up from South American, but when they do arrive, people, pets
and even cows should cower in fear of the fearless bees. So our
inventor positioned himself to make millions by selling his Killer Bee
solution... the Killer Bee Bunker!
The Killer Bee
Bunker is a zippered nylon enclosure that folds so you can carry it
with you everywhere. It features a see-through mesh insert so
you can breath and taunt the bees. "Neener, neener, neener, you can't
get me!" Making them even angrier, so that when they find the
next person, well, we don't even want to think about it.
We never did
find those BMD's (Bees of Mass Destruction) but surely the media learned
it's lesson, surely scare stories are a thing of the past, right?
What's that? Look out! The Bird Flu is coming, the Bird
Flu is coming!
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