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Butt Cleavage Pants
US Patent Issued In 2002

There was a time when butt cleavage was the trademark of a good plumber.  Or was that a bad plumber?  Or maybe just a badly dressed plumber.  Well, while we sort out our BC confusion, let us introduce you to a fashion statement that has yet to crack the market, the Butt Cleavage Pants!  Yes, you heard us right, pants with cutouts in the rear to show off your rear. 

Oh sure, you could pull your low rider jeans down a notch and flash some BC, but the inventor says that's just uncomfortable and his high waisted pants allow you to show some skin and still keep your pants up without constant tugging.  We're not sure if this style is meant to be unisex (please God, no) and we're adopting the slogan, "Just say no to crack".

Yes, that's a Chevy logo cutout in the green pants.  Makes one heck of an interesting tan line. 


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